Folks... I $hit You Not...
We're staying at a NUDIST B&B!
Nope. WE'RE not nude... (in public at least!)... but the pool area is "clothing optional" and except for us... EVERYONE ELSE is bare-assed naked... bare-titted... junk, fuzz, and "petels" swinging and shimmering in the summer sun and nighttime moonlight!
Believe it or not... Mary is actually taking it quite well!
And... as for me... let's just say I'm following Mary's lead.
(*HUGE FRIGGIN' GRIN*)
And here's the thing: We KNEW that that place had a "clothing optional" area... we just didn't pay close enough attention to understand that this "area" encompassed the entire pool area.
It's interesting! Older people... younger people... folks our own age... but apparently they all booked this place BECAUSE it was a nudist B&B - while yours truly booked it because it was the only option open for late booking from "The List." (Nice place... nice pool... a great little "continental plus" breakfast... AND... FREE happy hour every day between 5:00 p.m. and 6:00 p.m.
Anyway... life is good... just finished up with yet ANOTHER happy hour (at a resort across the island) and figured before we head home to change for dinner I might as well post this "update." (God bless hotel/resort business centers!)
More when we get home!
